A man arrives home from a business trip to find the dining table set for two people, with candles flickering romantically and a bottle of champagne on ice.
He walks into the kitchen to find his wife cooking a slap-up meal. Best of all, she's wearing nothing but an apron.
"This is a surprise," the man gasps.
His wife shrieks, spinning round. "I wasn't expecting you back until tomorrow night."
hahaha..what an irresponsible and unfaithful house wife!!!
He should start working on his divorce papers once and for all and start thinking of marrying a new wife. This one is unfaithful.