A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
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Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?
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Son: At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
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Dad: Which one?
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Son: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, I was watching a blue film
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Dad: What ?! When I wasur age, I never watched such films.... Robot slaps Dad!
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Mom: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!!
Total silence ensued..!!
We need this lie detectors in Nigeria. We use it for our politicians during campaigns....We lie a lot in Nigeria!
Quote from: nReporter on Aug 04, 2013, 06:43 AM
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours ?
.
Son: At School. Robot slaps son! Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.
.
Dad: Which one?
.
Son: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, I was watching a blue film
.
Dad: What ?! When I wasur age, I never watched such films.... Robot slaps Dad!
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Mom: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!!
Total silence ensued..!!
hahahaha....so that son is not even the man's real son according to that lie detector maching? funny... :D ;D
I just think it would've been better if the Lying Robot wasn't bought in the first place. It's caused a lot of havoc already...
Quote from: Shola Sholaz on Aug 11, 2013, 10:47 PM
I just think it would've been better if the Lying Robot wasn't bought in the first place. It's caused a lot of havoc already...
hahaha...have imagine if this kind of lie detector was brought into our country? maybe to the ASO-Rock?
Lie is something human beings still find themeselves engaged in so if there was a lie detector trully...It would help matters.
Quote from: Folami David on Aug 14, 2013, 11:58 PM
Lie is something human beings still find themeselves engaged in so if there was a lie detector trully...It would help matters.
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You are right,especially in the Federal House of Assembly, Abuja! :D ;D
It's a very hillarious joke I must say. Lies are very rampant in places like Nigeria so I'm not shocked. Good joke!
Quote from: Shola Sholaz on Aug 19, 2013, 02:23 AM
It's a very hillarious joke I must say. Lies are very rampant in places like Nigeria so I'm not shocked. Good joke!
:D ;D It also exists in other countries but Naija terms to rank very high in lie world rankings... :D ;D
If there was a lie detector in this country....LIES would've reduced greatly!
Quote from: Shola Sholaz on Aug 22, 2013, 01:24 AM
If there was a lie detector in this country....LIES would've reduced greatly!
Yap :D ;D. It would have been very funny to see how it detect lies that politicians engage in! ;D :D