A local NGO office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Akpos. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least N15,000,000, you don't give a dime to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
Akpos mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the NGO rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
Akpos interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken NGO rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," Akpos' voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated NGO rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, Akpos cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Hahahahahahaha This is very very funny I must say. I can't stop laughing oooooo...Very hillarious!
The Akpos i've always known is very stingy so i'm shocked at this title. Lovely joke.