Akpos' wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a long while sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Akpos replied, "Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25."
"Oh, you flatterer! That's so sweet." she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Akpos interrupted "I haven't added them together."
Akpos just know how to dash people's hope when it's in the highest....He is such a big fool @ times.