Akpos fell into a well and was screaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:
AKPOS: How much did you buy the rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000
AKPOS(Still inside the well about to drown, shouted): What! Return it now now, go to papa Ochuko at the fourth street he sells it for NGN 250.00 Hurry up before I die here oh!
Hahahahahahahahahaha Whoever does this in real life is nothing but a big fat fool!
Lwkm
Money over their life. That's how they roll.