CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.
FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.
STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch (Money speaking).
WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there (Political armed robber).
TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks (You may not live well enough to tell the story).
IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He cannot come and die na).
FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ).
LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye (You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you).
MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILIAN HAIR (Hmmm....Life don tire you abi???).
DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say '' God created them for a purpose '' (Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey).
STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didn't re-broadcast so that your friends can LAUGH too
Hahahahahahaaha I've seen this joke before and it is still very funny to me. I just cannot stop laughing!
Good to know the hillarious meaning of this things. I never knew this things meant what was listed. Great!