One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.
Then the first boy started running and so did the second one.
When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are you running like a mad person?"
Then the other replied, "It's because my mother said that if I ever look at a naked woman's body, I will turn into stone and I felt something getting hard in my pants."
The first guy is funny fool. ;D
This jokes cannot just stop cracking me up everyday. Massive kudos to whoever takes his time to post them...
Hehehe what a little kid that doesn't know anything. Pretty innocent one at that.