A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack.
FARMER: what the hell are u doing here?
THIEF: A strong wind blew me here.
FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands?
THIEF: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further.
FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back?
THIEF: That was what I was wondering before you came.
Source: Vegetable thief (http://akposjokes.com/joke/vegetable-thief)
This jokes just can't stop cracking me up I must confess. These are just too funny...
LMAO
He's a thief and a liar.
Hahahahah
Lmao! This is a thief that has really prepared for any question in case he is caught.
Lol