Akpos was lying unconscious in an hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned.
DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle.
AKPOS: Thank God! That means I don't have to pay you.
Source: Miraculous Recovery (http://akposjokes.com/joke/miraculous-recovery)
The doctor might have to withdraw that statement because Akpos will just want to hold on to what he said.