One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later, Akpos came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, "what have you come to see? You are unlucky because we won't get out of this water till you leave!" and they started drifting towards the deepest parts.
Akpos replied, "I've got nothing to do with you, I just came to feed the crocodiles in here!"
The girls jumped out of the water!
Source: Swimming in the Dam (http://akposjokes.com/joke/swimming-in-the-dam)
Hehehehe Wizkid has her offence. His poor only because ht pla
Akpos is just a smart fellow. A proper Warri guy.