AKPOS: I'm in big trouble!
JOHNNY: Why is that?
AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!
JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
AKPOS: I don't have one.
JOHNNY: Well then, buy one.
AKPOS: Can't afford one.
JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want.
AKPOS: That sounds good.
JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
AKPOS: I don't have any cheese.
JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
AKPOS: I don't have oil.
JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
AKPOS: I don't have bread.
JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?
Source: Akpos and the Mouse. (http://akposjokes.com/joke/akpos-and-the-mouse)
Very good question, no method to win because i cannot stop laughimg. Akpos this days is just The Comedian Of The Year
LMAO! That is very true. Since they are always after food and Akpos' house is empty so what then is it doing in the house?