Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries:
1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours after the election.
2ND MAN (A Chinese): My country is better, in my country, the winner of an election is announced an hour after the election.
3RD MAN (A Nigerian): My country is the best. The winner has already been announced even before any election.
Source: Best Election (http://akposjokes.com/joke/best-election)
That is why Nigeria will never jst carry last. We are alredy known for dis all over the world so its nt a new tin
The Nigerian man just said my mind because that it is how it is done here except they've changed now