An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.
After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all the money on him.
The victim replied, "yes."
Doubting the victim, the armed robber searched his pockets, finding some money in the inner pocket, the armed robber slapped the victims face and said "don't you know lying is a sin!"
And the father of lying which is stealing is a what?
Lol
Righteous and Thief don't go together in any way so he is simply a wicked and callous pretender.
Pot calling a Kettle Black is just the scenerio here
So stealing is what? Pot is calling Kettle black. This one is just hillarious.