At dawn, the telephone rings.
"Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Erm...I am just calling to tell you, sir, that your parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"
"That's the one."
"Damn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh well what did he die from?"
"From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."
"Dead horse? What dead horse, Mutiso?"
"Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir, died from all that stress of pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for???"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT FUNERAL???!!!!!"
"Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her."
LMAO
This is very hillarious.
Can't stop laughing at this one.....
Hehehehehe this is really a bad news. A bad and terrible news for one to hear
Hmmm Its early in the morning so i can't laugh out loud. But this is hillarious
See Gobe is all i can say to this one.
Shot her? Hahahahahhahahaa. This is crazy
Buhahahahaha.This is one of the funniest jokes i've read on here. Great one
ROTFL. This is funny! Hahahahaha
This can be defined as a Bad news toh badt. Very interesting narration