Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.
Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright?
Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
He's got no heart inside of him and that is very terrible. But he is also funny
Akpos is an epitome of heartlessness. Your father won't find it funny
He has no heart, that is why he has no girlfriend. Very funny