Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.
The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to wear them.
The second guy said "what are you doing? sneakers won't help you outrun that bear!"
The first guy said "who said anything about outrunning the bear. All I need to do is to outrun you, the bear will do the rest."
Very sharp guy. that is why one has to be alert this days cos u don't know what is abt to happen