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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: joker on Dec 04, 2013, 01:32 PM

Title: Hilarious Joke - Baby bottle Business
Post by: joker on Dec 04, 2013, 01:32 PM
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.

The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise.

"Wait a minute!" says the man. "I understand what the 'hiss,hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!" exclaims the man"

The guide answers, "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
Title: Re: Hilarious Joke - Baby bottle Business
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Dec 09, 2013, 09:20 AM
LMAO. This just cracked me up this early morning. funny one
Title: Re: Hilarious Joke - Baby bottle Business
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Dec 30, 2013, 12:54 AM
Business indeed. I've always known that will end up as his final reply to the questions. What a big fowl he is. Funny one once more
Title: Re: Hilarious Joke - Baby bottle Business
Post by: femifemzy3 on Jan 04, 2014, 09:08 PM
I just expected that to be his answer and he did not dissappoint me. This joke is a funny onw.