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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: joker on Dec 17, 2013, 05:31 AM

Title: Hilarious Joke - Very Bad News
Post by: joker on Dec 17, 2013, 05:31 AM
Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says,

"Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"

Omondi, shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first."

"Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies.

Omondi is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?"

Dr Golongo then folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."
Title: Re: Hilarious Joke - Very Bad News
Post by: EbukaOkafor14 on Jan 04, 2014, 12:50 PM
So anytime from now the man would be kissing the world goodbye. LMAO! Terrible situation.
Title: Re: Hilarious Joke - Very Bad News
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Jan 18, 2014, 03:26 PM
This is death knocking on his door and this is a very tight one for this individual. Has he written his will?