A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "Just a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun, slightly perturbed, said, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
LoL. This is another hillarious one. The sick man is just very funny and smart. The nun will definately not fall for it
This is a sharp guy that doesn't want to sort out this bill at all. He has an hidden agenda that is obvious.
This patient just want the treatment, he doesn't want to be disturbed with bills at all. LMAO