The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (Jesus on the Cross), one on each side.
On getting to church, the President's wife saw the pictures on the altar and she got annoyed, the President noticed and asked, "Patience, what is the matter?"
She answered, "Can't you see our pictures on the altar beside Jesus?, It signifies Jesus Christ and the Two THIEVES!"
No be lie, dem ne political thieves :D