A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around, looked through her work and d following conversation took place:
INVIGILATOR : Excuse me?
LADY : Yes
INIGILATOR : This Exam is for those who applied to be the next English teacher.
LADY : I know that sir
INVIGILATOR : Okay! Is this really the Exam you came for?
LADY : Yes, it is
INVIGILATOR : hmm... because from what I've seen, you have failed all the questions in the English section
LADY : Me! fail English? Thats un-possible!