A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.
He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs. He asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She replied, "Yes! You're checking for abnormalities."
Then he tells her to take of her shirt and bra, rubs her boobs and asks her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She says, "Yes! Checking for cancer."
Then he takes off her panties and starts having intercourse with her. Then he asks again, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
She said, "Yep! Getting HIV! That's why I came here."