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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on Mar 20, 2014, 08:32 AM

Title: Naija Marriage Wahala
Post by: emezico on Mar 20, 2014, 08:32 AM
CHAI! CHAI! SEE MARRIAGE WAHALA !!!

I don't listen to my neighbours when they pray but I did last week and the words that came out from Sister Titi's mouth don pass be careful.

Hear wetin I hear:

"Oh! Lord, Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord crash it! Consume me with the fire of WEDLOCK. Aha! Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with d Lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY. BABA MI, BABA MI, detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life! STAB me with a man of your choice Lord. HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE. IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS.. SHOOT mi with an AK47 of True Love. KILL me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND..."

My people abeg if una get any responsible brother, Let's help sis Titi ooO