An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can't, I will be your slave!"
The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, "Na today be today, go find am!".