A foreign girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi:
GUY: May I know a bit about you?
GIRL: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter. I live at Crown Heights, New York in my own apartment...
A Naija babe sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi:
GUY: Babe you look good. May I know a little about you?
BABE: What's about me do you want to know?
GUY: What's your name?
BABE: Can't you see it in my profile?
GUY: How old are you?
BABE: Guess...
GUY: What do you do for a living?
BABE: See JAMB question o!
GUY: well I guess I should just let you be since you really don't wanna tell me anything about you.
BABE: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!