Akpos went for his heart surgery, having earned enough money through his pay-off after his retirement. The following conversation follows...
AKPOS: Doctor, I'm so scared, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed lots of people.
DOCTOR: You shouldn't be worried at all. (The doctor said courageously).
AKPOS: But why doctor? (Akpos asked anxiously)
DOCTOR: Because of all the surgeries that has been carried out in my hospital, it's only one person that has been recorded dead before.
AKPOS: (feeling a little bit relieved) If I may ask, how many have you done so far doc?
DOCTOR: Yours will be the second.
Akpos fainted immediately!