A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead Could there be a service for the poor creature? Pastor replied, No, we can't have service for an animal in the church.
However, there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do somthing for the animal. "Then the man answerd "Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?"
Pastor exclaimed, Sweet Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian.
Oh my God! Love of money indeed!! Are animals now religious?
It goes to show the dominant role money play in religious setting, nowadays, which is contrary to what it should be.
That was a very good one, this was a joke I've never heard before.
The joke depicts the much importance religious men or so-called men of God attach to money. Nowadays, religious activities can be liked to "Church business".
Nice one. I hope you all would enjoy this.
"There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
Quote from: Rachelle on Aug 11, 2011, 07:00 AM
Nice one. I hope you all would enjoy this.
"There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
This is a nice joke :). Keep it up!
To sum it all, the love of money is the root of some evil acts.
This kind of pastor can use his mom for rituals..
The pastor must have an African root :D
It is surely a bad news to the congregation.Cause no one want to drop money in church this days
This Pastor is a very smart and sharp man. With him, the church will most certainly grow. He has the ability