Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.
After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"
Everyone was surprised. He continued, "Where is my penis! Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh sh*t, where
the hell is my penis???"
The embarrassed girlfriend said, "Shut up you idiot! Your hand is in my panty!"