Two boys, Thambo and Akpos, were arguing about whose father is more of a coward and here is the conversation they had:
THAMBO: My father is so scared that whenever he hears a gun shot or a loud noise, he will run under the the bed and will not come out till the next day.
AKPOS: My dad is so scared dad that whenever my mum is on night duty at work, he sleeps with the woman next door.