A woman was caught fishing at a dam in a prohibited area. The guard said, "You are under arrest for fishing in a prohibited area."
The woman said, "No I am not fishing, I am just resting."
The guard said, "But you have the fishing equipment?"
The woman said, "If you touch me I will report that you have raped me."
The guard replied, "But you know I have not done that."
The woman replied, "But you have the RAPING EQUIPMENT."
LOL. The woman has said the very correct thing. The man will have to stay clear away from her right away