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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: joker on Aug 19, 2014, 03:31 PM

Title: #Joke: Wicked Prayer
Post by: joker on Aug 19, 2014, 03:31 PM
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?

At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers.

"Dear lord," he started, "thanks for given me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came today to eat all our food and ice cream, bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who removed my sister's cloth from her body and wrestle with her this afternoon. Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send cloth to all those naked ladies on daddy's laptop and provide shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy's room when daddy is at work. Amen"