Akpos and his wife laid in the bed, about to sleep when his wife quizzed him on where he was during the day:
WIFE: You were reeking of feminine scent when you came home, where did you get it?
AKPOS: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
WIFE: What about the lipstick on your mouth?
AKPOS: Oh! I got it from my friend Cynthia whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.
WIFE: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
AKPOS: Hey, leave me alone don't ask me silly questions. I want to sleep.
WIFE: (crying) This is not fair at all! When I use them, I don't bring them home.
AKPOS: (sitting erect on the bed) What did you say?!
WIFE: Leave me alone I want to sleep!