Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside. What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours!"