TEACHER: Akpos, What are you going to become in future?
AKPOS: A Facebook Admin.
TEACHER: I mean what are you going to do for mum and dad when you become a man?
AKPOS: Add them as friends on Facebook.
TEACHER: I mean what are you going to give mum and dad when you start making some money?
AKPOS: Give them my password and my username.
One word for Akpos?