Dear Patient,
With reference to your compliant which was not that specific. This is our prescription for some ailments you might have been diagnosed for.
Cough - Chew a drum filled with 'garri' after each meal.
Catarrh - Drink lot of cold water.
Cold - The a/c in your room should work 24/7.
Temperature - Sun bath.
Headache - Seat beside your home theatre, play back Timaya's Uku repeatedly and turn the volume to the highest.
Stomach-ache - Gather five kids to jump on your stomach continuously for minimum of 5 hours.
Please note: We won't be held liable if you refuse not to follow our prescription for your predicament.
For further enquiry; send your messages on facebook to Dr. Akpos
Thank you