Two ministers doing missionary work in the Africa are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice; death or ugga bugga?"
The first guy says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga."
The chief shouts, "UGGA BUGGA!" and 30 members of the tribe attack and sodomize (had intercourse with) the first missionary.
The chief then asks the second minister, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga?"
He says, "Well my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death."
The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH! But first UGGA BUGGA!"