A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued:
TEACHER: Yes, a case was reported to me about a missing sum of money and Ben, you said you saw the thief. When did you discover the money was stolen?
BEN: After the assembly.
TEACHER: You said you were supervising late students when you saw the suspect.
BEN: Yes sir.
TEACHER: And when was this?
BEN: During assembly.
TEACHER: You are sure of who you saw?
BEN: Affirmative sir!
TEACHER: And who was this?
Ben looks around then said, ''It's Akpos sir.''
The whole class belch a yelp. The teacher moves to Akpos
TEACHER: Akpos, you were seen with new pairs of socks and a belt. When was that?
AKPOS: After the assembly sir.
TEACHER: And you were not present during the assembly?
AKPOS: Yes sir.
TEACHER: That means you were in the class?
AKPOS: Affirmative sir!
TEACHER: Then who stole the money?
Akpos who looked as if he was awaken from a deep trance looks around for a minute and shouts, "Where I'm I?!"