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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: joker on Sep 30, 2014, 05:31 PM

Title: #Joke: The Herbalist
Post by: joker on Sep 30, 2014, 05:31 PM
One day, a lady visited a herbalist to find out more about her marriage. In the dark and hazy room, the herbalist, peering into a mud water filled calabash, delivered a grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt." says the herbalist. "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the lady stared at the herbalist's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the herbalist's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

Her question, "Will I be caught?"