PRINCIPAL: Why were you absent yesterday?
AKPOS: I attended a burial ma.
PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punishing you today. Now answer me... Who died?
AKPOS: The first son of the cousin of my grand-mother's youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle's youngest step-son and he was also...
PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! That's enough! Just go to the Class!