When I went to school I was taught:
PUSSY means a CAT
intercourse means GENDER
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG
DICK was a NAME
BANG was a SOUND
RUBBER was an ERASER
ASS was an ANIMAL
SCREW was just a TOOL
HEAD means a part of BODY
BALLS means a round TOY
NUTS means DRY-FRUIT
69 was just a NUMBER
And then I came across all your dirty minded folks, and suddenly my education got ruined.