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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: yetadem on Jul 22, 2015, 06:26 PM

Title: Best Joke of the Day: Akpos and Bad News
Post by: yetadem on Jul 22, 2015, 06:26 PM
Akpos' elder brother, Tommy, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, Kelly. Last week Tommy called from London to know how they're doing...

TOMMY: Hello brother how are you doing? How's mom and how is Kelly?

AKPOS: Kelly is Dead!

TOMMY (after a pause): Akpos, bad news is not revealed in that manner. U should have started by saying something like, "Kelly fell inside a well but neighbours are trying to rescue it". Then when I call again U tell me, "Kelly broke its neck and is receiving treatment". Then when I call again, U tells me they did their best but couldn't save it. That's how to break a bad news in a mature way. OK?

AKPOS: Ok bros, understood.

TOMMY: Ok, so how is Mom?

AKPOS: Bros, Mom fell inside a well, but neighbours are trying to rescue her.

(Phone cuts).Tommy has been admitted in a private hospital in London after going into coma.