Nigerian Police officers at a road block .... as motorists are stuck in jam he stops a trailer
policeman: where is your permit
driver: hands in permit
policeman : do you have extinguisher.
driver : yes it's there ....
policeman : light up your indicators
driver: exactly on point indicators work ....
policeman : do you have seat belt
driver : yes you can check .....
policeman : hoot a bit i hear ...
driver: pipipipi
policeman turns to his fellow officer and says the man has everything let's leave him to go.
As the motorist drives away officer shouts : is your simcard registered ?
motorist: no
officer : swine park there!. How can you drive without registering your number what if you get accident how we will identify you ....