Johnbull was drag to church for deliverance, due to his crazy life style by his wife. On their way home, they were attack by armed robbers.
Robber: hey your money or your life
Johnbull(silent)...Wife(crying)
'The robber asked again."Give us your money or your life"
Johnbull: oga abeg I no get any one of the two
Robber: (surprised) why?
Johnbull: At the church, they told me to give my life to Christ, and I have given it to Jesus Christ, : they also asked for my money, I gave them all . Sorry oga robber, church reach me before you ,you see say both life and money no dey to give