Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. AKPORS: (jumps in joy) YES!!!!
Doctor: Did you get what I just told you?
Mr. Akpos: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy instead of being sad?
Mr. Akpos: It's a thing of joy to me cos everyone says I have no brain but at least now this proves that I have a brain....