Uncle: What's 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
Uncle: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Uncle, if you saw a 1000 naira note and a 500 naira note which would you pick?
Uncle: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Can't you pick both? Na Poverty go kill you.