TEACHER: Why did u bring a rope to the Exam hall?
AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions if I don't know the answer"
TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have?
AKPOS: A drinking problem
Akpos: I am dreaming to be rich...just like my father...
Ochuko: "Is your father rich?".
Akpos: No, he's dreaming too
TEACHER: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AKPOS: A teacher