Akpos and his class went on a camp trip together with their teacher, One night Akpos was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks
"Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Akpos moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Akpos jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss Can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Akpos again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Akpos replies "It isn't my finger either".