Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in two hours later beaming with smiles. He quickly visited his girlfriend...
AKPOS: Baby, I went for an HIV test this morning.
GIRL: Really honey?
AKPOS: Yeah and I'm so happy, wish it can be like this forever
They both had intercourse that moment.
An hour later...
GIRL: Oh honey, I'm so happy you did your HIV test today. So tell me, what did they say?
AKPOS: Nothing. The centre was closed.