When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ghana)
He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
If the alarm of a China phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (South Africa)
The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Kenya)
An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)