Akpos' wife sent her husband a romantic text message.
She wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
Akpos texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advice."